04 August, 2010

More Stupid than Second Grade Elementary Students!

A second grade teacher was explaining about the math, then the teacher was appointed one of his students to answer questions.

"Amen. Try to answer the question the mother, if there are five birds on the fence and then a hunter shot dead one of these birds, now there are few remaining birds on the fence?", Asked the teacher.

"Nothing mom," Amin replied with confidence.
"Wrong answer, Amen. Just you think again the answer", said the teacher.
"Yeah not. It was nothing!", Amin tried to defend his opinion.
"Yes I have, please explain why the answer you were you so!"
"Look bu. There were five birds. In a single shot. Keep blood everywhere .. ya mom kept her friends panicked and ran. So the birds that live on the fence did not exist anymore", said Amin.

"Actually, the answer is not the mother asked, the correct answer is four, but I like the way you think", said the teacher.

"Teacher, can I ask, too?", Shouted Amen.
"Please Amen. Like to ask what?", Replied the teacher.

"There are three girl eating ice cream again. First girl was eaten her ice cream by licking, the second girl was eaten by bites of her ice cream, continues to the third girl was eaten her ice cream by licking it. The question, which Girl is among three who are married? ", said Amin.
The teacher was shocked for a moment but because they do not want to disappoint the students, the teacher replied, "What is a girl who has married ice cream lick it."

"Wrong answer mom, who had married a girl who is wearing a wedding ring. But that's okay. I like the way mothers think."
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03 August, 2010

Tricks. Bend spoons with the power of Your Thoughts

Spoon bending trick magician is one who often played lately. In addition, Deddy, David Copperfield or Uri Geller do it too often. Ability turned out to be held every person. Not magic, not tricks. Here we present this trick so that you can bend a spoon.

Procedure:
Take a few tablespoons of your kitchen and put on the table. Then use a spoon and leave you feeling that speaks to you to determine which one will spoon you choose to bent. If it can be one spoon, then you can immediately start.

Hold the handle of the spoon vertically and look carefully. Inside, ordering it to bend spoons with your own languages. For example, "Hi spoon, bend now!" At the suggestion say that, you should be sure and confident.

Then do the meditation. Concentrate with a relaxed mind. Inhale and exhale regularly. Imagine your breath breathe is the energy of the universe and it becomes a form of gold ball above your head. Dispose of your breath as negative energy and breathe fresh air into your solar plexus. Perform the technique is roughly 15 attraction of breath while you rub your fingers up the spoon. Keep suggest hold that you have to have enough energy to bend a spoon in your hand. Do not rush, continues to collect energy from the breath you breathe.

In the next two seconds, you increase the intake of breath and exhale forcefully. Do this sooner. Then, you quickly turn the other way, for example looking at a window in a matter of one second. But, you keep massaging the spoon handle. Once you get faster and loudly shouted: crooked! hooked! hooked!

Think of it as a spoon is like a flexible rubber. And indeed, the spoon slowly bend like rubber. After two or three spoons were bent, disconnect it at the table and wait one minute. Spoon it turned hard again, even if you massage her back.

Secrets of this technique is the energy gained from the mind. That energy can only be obtained from concentration, suggestibility, and confidence high.

The technique is taught by Shannan D. Rohde, an expert in paranormal research. "This is not superstitious, this is pure power of the mind" he emphasized. According to him, the energy used to bend a spoon that can also be applied in other fields. Let's say you want to break a bar of iron, the technique could be used. Maybe just a different suggestion charms. Just tell yourself, that the iron was brittle as crackers, while your hand weighing a ton. So the hard iron is broken by slashes your hands.

So, break the spoon was not hard right?

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1. Create a Blog with all the english content,
2. It is up to the English is correct or not. Keep the good:)
3. From now on do not wait until next week or next month
4. Focus, focus and focus
5. Spend a minimum of four hours only
6. Domain and purchase a minimum of 10 only (ex: 60Rb * 10) = 600rb
7. Assumptions already have hosting Unlimited 500 rb one year
8. Unlimited Internet Connection (slam again Speedy price 50% during six months of hunt)
9. Indexed only need one Sunday only, (Time Frame) should be targeted for Fast indexed, do not wait a month or a year indexed cost hurried out ...
10. Into action with a second domain name articles,
11. Monitoring domains (alexa starting from no rank, 24 millions, make sure a week is under 10 million)
12. Finding Jobs Online, without waiting for the Review, which requires a high PR, Alexa is also good

Of the 12 Secrets to increase adsense income is confident and optimistic than I would be done to anyone. Do not get lost with neighboring countries that have been really good at and familiar with the online business. Hopefully this idea can be done specially for me personally and for colleagues everything, because with adsense, so that direct no longer need outside TKW Indonesia Export country. Simply looking for a bite of rice from the room.


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